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all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant
(via goesinmybutt)
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when your friend starts watching one of your favorite shows
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when they start acting like they know more than you
(⊙‿⊙✿)
(via noxsiren)
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That awkard moment when your PE teacher is fatter than you.

“No, how about you run a mile in under 8 minutes, you fat piece of crap.”
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(via bestlols)
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Making a surprise gift for someone

They go offline before you finish it

(via feferis-wheel)
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After I finish talking to the person I like.

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if there is one piece of writing that survives into 3209 i hope this is it
(via fruitpunchg)
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I’m attempting to summon Pokemon X and Y for the 3DS early
That’s not gonna work: NES and SNES didn’t have a Pokémon game. Also you need to hold Down + B on your 3DS for the duration of the ritual.
You know why it’s also not working? It needs real blood. Care to donate?
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
(via feferis-wheel)
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FUCK, MARRY, KISS. SEND ME 3 NAMES
(via feferis-wheel)


